Because of the anesthesia, I flirted with a broken arm and said the dress looks good on it.
After the surgery, I was told that I called the nurse Hitler and asked where he was hiding after the war.
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"I asked them to put my appendix back in its place!"
According to my wife, when they brought me to the ward after surgery, the doctor said to her - you can ask him anything.
She asked when I was going to buy her a fur coat. I raised my fist and showed it to her. The doctor said, "This is patience!"
"I asked for Wi-Fi to be connected to my leg cast, saying that the leg will go online and download the necessary program for faster bone healing."
After anesthesia, I scolded Pushkin for entering an uneven fight.
After anesthesia, a nurse came to me and I cried because I thought she was an angel.
I asked for my chickens, screaming: "Dad, where are my chickens? Are they okay? Dad, bears!!!" And I live in the city. What chickens???
When I was recovering from anesthesia, a doctor came to me and I told him in German: "Heil, Hitler" and then spoke to him for about 5 minutes in German. I don't know German.
When they brought me to the ward, I saw a neighbor in striped pants. I started screaming: "I won't sleep with that zebra, fuck it!"
After anesthesia, I was sure that there were mermaids under my blanket. And I asked the doctor to drive them away.
I said during anesthesia, "Don't take my teeth, demon!"
I said, "Cheese pizza and a black hole."
After anesthesia, I asked the nurse for her hand. My real wife was next to me.
I remember screaming during anesthesia: "Ammonia for me, urgently!"
When I was recovering from anesthesia, the doctor brought a tray with tubes and syringes, and I asked him, "Are these gingerbread cookies?" He said, "Yes," and I said, "Then bring me 5 more." He said, "Sure."))
During anesthesia, I lectured the surgeon about the construction of panel high-rise buildings.
After anesthesia, I asked the nurse who I gave birth to, a boy or a girl. The surgery was for removing the appendix.
When I was recovering from anesthesia, I said that I was afraid of cows and asked them to remove the cow next to me. I hope the nurse wasn't offended.
During the operation, I opened my eyes and asked the doctor to speak softly because they were disturbing my sleep.
After anesthesia, I opened my eyes, my girlfriend was sitting next to me, and I said, "You bitch, again..."
When they transferred me from the stretcher to the bed, I shouted, "Are you crazy? It's the 5th floor up here!"
My sister after anesthesia: "Bring me a hair straightener, or I'll look like Leontyev! (Russian singer)."
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